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Operation: Sexify




It is interesting how when one finds himself attractive, others take notice.

I have made it a point in the past few weeks to purchase some new clothes, cooler glasses, get a shorter and more stylish haircut, and to show that my svelte frame is ready to play. Ha!

I feel sexy and flirty and fun.

I wanted my clothes and accessories to show this and I wanted to not hide away. I am thin, I am lanky, but I like it and others can view it at their discretion.

I purchased these double entendre t-shirts and am excited to be able to debut them. I also bought a tight low v-necked shirt. I have never worn a garment like this, but that is the point. I want to try something new. I will have to make sure not to show my nipples though in that number. Hysterical, just hysterical. (Aside: I wish that the men pictured came with the shirts, now that would be something in which I would invest.)

After years of looking around at the hot men and wishing I were one, I have become one, not because of external validation... but the BETTER way, by means of:

Internal validation.

I am going to tan for the first time to get some colour in this sexy epidermis and am going to show off a bit and be feisty and have a fun time being the

NEW

and

SEXY

Dustin Ashley Beam.

Operation: Sexify has commenced. If you are lucky, he might be coming to a town near you.

With a wink, a smile, and an arching eyebrow,

Dustin

Comments

Unknown said…
Way to go, Dustin! I can't wait to see the new you, because... you are coming to a town near me!!!
~Schlabach
Meg said…
Wait....somethings changing? Because I always thought you were svelt and sleek. Like a cat.

Mmmm. *wink*
Careful with tanning. Pale skin is good. It means you are less likely to get skin cancer. :-)

Other than that, good for you. :-)

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